Full Name: | Ashley Parkinson |
Playing Position: | Second row |
Age you first played rugby: | 5 |
Previous Teams: | Non, selby through and through |
Favourite Food | All food |
Favourite Band/Singer | Bourkey shouting everyone shit the fuck up at stars in there eyes |
Favourite Holiday Destination” | Blacky (in selby) |
Spender/Saver: | Spender |
Rich/Healthy: | Rich |
Good Looking/Rich: | Rich |
Super Strength/Super Intelligence: | Super Strength |
Be invisible/Read Minds: | Be Invisible |
Challenge/Comfort: | Challenge |
You need to take a road trip but must take 3 of your team mates with you. Who would they be? | Q bird, big bear and big bad Jamie |
Who would be banned from touching the car stereo? | Tom Edwards |
Who is the Selby dressing room joker? | Sam Broggy: his top joke, the size of his dick |
Who can’t step away from the mirror? | Barry booze |
Most likely to get a yellow card? | Liam (big bear) hogan |
Favourite players you’ve watch at Selby? | Jason Cicero |
Why Selby RUFC? | Because I bleed swans ? |
Best Match you’ve played in? | Scarborough away a couple seasons ago, relegation battle had to win to stay up, what a game beat the bastards ! |
Most memorable moment? | Crying at liam hogan becomes he’s a bully, made me punch a wall, throw a glass across the room and cry uncontrollably outside. 10/10 would recommend. |
Funniest thing you’ve seen on a rugby pitch? | Will stoker on the pitch as a ref |
Favourite quote or words of wisdom? | If Jamie pock says it, it’s probably bullshit. |
What were you enjoying most about last season? | Bus trip, drinking and washing each other after training |
How are you coping with lock down? | Drinking helps... |
What are you looking forward to? | Drinking outside the house |